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Of a Feather, Page 94

I...I just wish

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     Well, maybe they'll at least get ice cream what with the stand right there and all...

     And in case anyone's interested in my new poetry collection, Two Strikes and I'm Out, it's now available from the fine folks at Island of Wak Wak Press. To be technical, I suppose, it's more a 6,700-word short story told over the course of 63 poems than an actual collection, but nonetheless, there it is. I think we've gotten all the typos out of it at this point, too!

Terebinth

     Terebinth will of course continue every Monday. I'm convinced that it's become a part of my autonomous nervous system by now. Heck, I may even get back to producing pages there more then once a week now. One never knows, do one?



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