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"sandpaper for the eyes"--Jeff Bent       "...I am now pretty mesmerized"--Jason Turner    "CRAP!!!"--D.J. Coffman      "Good story going on there."--Jeff Skinner       "i am about ten times more into this story than i thought i was."--John Campbell      "...makes me wonder what's going to happen next."--Paul Gadzikowski      "...get a font that looks more pleasing or comic-booky."--Robin Bougie      "He's another almost completely underrated contestant."--John Hill      "Definitely the best set of anthro stories I've come across"--"Adie Spiffystuff"     "Yeah, Mike Payne should have this thing sewn up by 2045"--Tim Hulsizer     "Ow!! My Eyes!!!"--Scott Ruggels

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Vermin, Page 12

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     Yes, I'm sure Princess Lily will get this all sorted out.

     Still, if folks might be interested in something actually daily that I'm doing for the next month, I'm posting a story-in-poems called The Wreck of the S.S. Wheeler at a rate of one poem a day from August 1st through September 1st. Read the introduction first since that explains what prompted the whole thing in the first place, then check every day for the semi-rollicking, not-quite-high-seas adventure!

Terebinth

     Terebinth will of course continue every Monday. I'm convinced that it's become a part of my autonomous nervous system by now. Heck, I may even get back to producing pages there more then once a week now. One never knows, do one?



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