I never liked scary stories as a kid--heck, I still won't look at the zombie heads that pop up from behind the tombstones whenever people drag me onto the Haunted Mansion ride at Disneyland. My idea of a scary movie is Robert Wise's version of Shirley Jackson's The Haunting: you know, the one in black-and-white where they never actually show the ghosts? I've never seen any of the Friday the 13th movies, never seen Halloween or any of its sequels, never seen a Nightmare on Elm Street film, nothing.

     I'd go see this zombie beaver thing, though. Sounds like it'd be right up my street.