Y'remember that one Far Side cartoon where the scientist invents a helmet that allows him to understand what dogs are saying when they bark, and it turns out they're just saying, "Hey! Hey! Hey!"?

     Well, I've always felt that, if we could understand what birds are singing, it'd be the sort of thing that Wardell is singing at the beginning of today's comic: "Gonna fly some place, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, then sit in a tree, oh, yeah." These are the sorts of things I think about, apparently.