'Cause technically, it can't be tomfoolery unless you've got someone named Tom with you, isn't that right?

     October 26th note: Sorry, folks, but with Dad spending two days in the hospital and me spending three days with a fever over 100 degrees Fahrenheit while getting maybe 6 hours of sleep, I couldn't get a page done for today. Maybe I'll manage later in the week, or maybe just punt till November 2nd. Yes, that second one seems more likely...