After all, if you can't use the phrase "blasphemous abomination" on Christmas Day, when can you use it?
Might I also dedicate these pages to my own brothers and sister? Yes, I think I can. I also think that, after cantoring two vigil masses, a carol service, and a 10PM "midnight mass"--so much more civilized, you know--I can put these pages up and go to bed. Till tomorrow morning at the 8AM "mass at dawn," that is...
Sixty-Nine - Brunch