Turns out, according to Google, that spiders can get drunk! They've done experiments!
That's the sort of thing I can support my tax dollars going to fund. Maybe I should start lobbying to get that included on next year's 1040 form.
Oh, and always remember to put "-ai" in Google's search bar before typing your query. That way, it mostly excludes returning any of this current LLM nonsense...
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