Because that's just the way Howlett is.
In other news, for nearly six-and-a-half years now, I've been doing these comics in three colors--black, white, and blue--with the occasional foray into red, brown, green, and orange as the situation warrented. The concept of full-color comics, however, has always lurked in the back of my sieve-like brain as something to aim for.
And so it is that I'm happy to announce my complete abandonment of that idea. The reason for that abandonment can be found in the experimental My Little Pony fan comic, "Just Another Day in Ponyville," I've been putting together over the last several weeks. I've been enjoying the process, but there's no way I can see to apply it here at Daily Grind without making the thing even more grotesque-looking than it already is. So status quo, people: status quo...
Fifty - Adagietto