For, as I'm sure we all remember from the history lesson that wove its way through our 39th storyline, "Twelve Feet Under," when Fremont Gadsden, the mouse who founded the city of Gadsden in which most of our stories take place, arrived in the area in 1878, there was already the stinking jerkwater berg of West Port there waiting for him.
'Cause made-up history's my favorite kind!
Sixty-Three - Paper Moon