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"sandpaper for the eyes"--Jeff Bent       "...I am now pretty mesmerized"--Jason Turner    "CRAP!!!"--D.J. Coffman      "Good story going on there."--Jeff Skinner       "i am about ten times more into this story than i thought i was."--John Campbell      "...makes me wonder what's going to happen next."--Paul Gadzikowski      "...get a font that looks more pleasing or comic-booky."--Robin Bougie      "He's another almost completely underrated contestant."--John Hill      "Definitely the best set of anthro stories I've come across"--"Adie Spiffystuff"     "Yeah, Mike Payne should have this thing sewn up by 2045"--Tim Hulsizer     "Ow!! My Eyes!!!"--Scott Ruggels

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     Now, I've never been able to finish a Jane Austen novel, but I've started Pride and Prejudice three or four times. And it's from the first line of that book that this story's title comes from.

     As for Chief Henshaw and the midnight-black spider monster, we'll get a version of it over the next couple days here, but if you'd like to see it with your own glowing blue eyes, they first met halfway through our 98th storyline, "Jurisprudence," and things kind of went on from there.

Terebinth

     Terebinth will of course continue every Monday. I'm convinced that it's become a part of my autonomous nervous system by now. Heck, I may even get back to producing pages there more then once a week now. One never knows, do one?



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